Friday, March 25, 2005

Loser!



I am such an Utter Failure. As further corroborated by this test.


It is Fashionable to be a little dysfunctional. It's Cool. It's So Totally Happening to have mood swings.

And where do I end up? Take a look ...

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Completely Kaspar Milquetoast. I shall have to go out and ravish a few maidens, not to mention spread pillage and rapine. Just to overcome the severe feelings of inadequacy engendered by this assessment.

Hand me down my ski-mask and corkscrew knife, will you?


5 comments:

Sheetal said...

is not working
dysfunctional link
is hipper than thou

NoHairBrain said...

Complete and utter mahMan!
And its compounded by the fact that u need a corkscrew knife to ravish the maidens :)) Buahahahah!!

Dan Husain said...

HAhahahahahaha! Sanity rules! You're sure you can dislodge it with just the ski-mask and corkscrew knife? ;-) How about some madness?

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Sheetal, perhaps THIS dysfunctionality gives me hope.

Sarathy you smoggy lunatic, what's a mahMan?

Dan, rewind to "and the flowers bloom like madness in the spring"!

J.A.P.

Gypsy said...

Me High on Schizotypal - SIGHHHH