Take one Bong voice-over specialist. Place in recording studio. Between takes, stir him up with jibes about the sudden lack of Bongs in the Indian cricket team. The result is a hilarious 6:41 track - "Bonguly". Collector's item. Truly.
Bids open from Sunday. (Suggestions - Terry Pratchett's last 5 novels; one good SG bat, medium handle; the complete Tom Lehrer; any Monty Python DVD). OK, for a good offer I'll throw in the unique track GMD as well. (Haven't heard it? Very melodious, tasteful arrangement, softly lyrical. The title's an acronym, MD denoting ".. mein danda".)
Hooray for G-Mail!