“Is this a non-smoking room?”
“I asked, is - - this - - a - - non - - smoking - - room? A room where one should not smoke?”
“Yes Sir, you have a probRem, Sir?”
“Not exactly, I just want to know whether one can smoke in this room”
“Sir, it iss a ron-smocking froor, Sir. You have probRem, Sir? We send up rrum-freshener”
“No, I just want to smoke in this room!”
“Right, Sir, then we send up ash-tray”
Welcome to Hong Kong.